women can you handle the truth?  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
6/9/2006 6:41 pm

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women can you handle the truth?


ok so i was sent this and found it very funny. i do not actually think any of this is true but it is funny to know that men think it is. they still have SO much to learn about us.

Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !

~sexy~


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

6/9/2006 7:22 pm

I will open any mans beer "right after I shake it up and point it at him" How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? "A man once told me.......he's the smartest when he's plugged into a woman" Why do men fart more than women? "Because men can't think of anything intelligent to say so they keep their mouths shut too long" The dog only shuts up because he doesn't like you You betcha, My first name is "Always" lmao...Men will never be equal to women until they can say they delivered a 10 lb baby, but they don't really remember the pain And neither God or man has rested because they're too damn busy keeping up with the smart, sexy women that God had the good sense to put on earth lol.


sexymamma662003 31F

6/9/2006 7:30 pm

    Quoting waerlookin4fun:
    I will open any mans beer "right after I shake it up and point it at him" How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart? "A man once told me.......he's the smartest when he's plugged into a woman" Why do men fart more than women? "Because men can't think of anything intelligent to say so they keep their mouths shut too long" The dog only shuts up because he doesn't like you You betcha, My first name is "Always" lmao...Men will never be equal to women until they can say they delivered a 10 lb baby, but they don't really remember the pain And neither God or man has rested because they're too damn busy keeping up with the smart, sexy women that God had the good sense to put on earth lol.
Holy shit. i havnt laughed that hard in a long time. that was awsome
YOU GO GIRLFRIEND

~sexy~


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
6/9/2006 7:32 pm

Amen!!!

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


SpinaSluedVenae 51M
254 posts
6/9/2006 9:07 pm

Ok!So whats your point?It sounds pretty true to me!!!Ha Ha!Just kidding!That was just to funny!


sexymamma662003 31F

6/9/2006 9:20 pm

    Quoting SpinaSluedVenae:
    Ok!So whats your point?It sounds pretty true to me!!!Ha Ha!Just kidding!That was just to funny!
yeah you better be just kidding ill come out there and kick your ass LOL

~sexy~


SpinaSluedVenae 51M
254 posts
6/10/2006 3:03 pm

Hey,that might not be so bad!At lease I'll get to meet you!


alamo1235 58M
995 posts
6/10/2006 4:59 pm

This was too funny.

Sad, but true (just kidding) LMAO


rm_harembanger 53M
49 posts
6/14/2006 12:20 am

Creative... very creative! Keep it up gurl!


florallei 99F

6/14/2006 9:04 am

....very funny...even when the truth hurts


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