the perfect attitude for the perfect women  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
4/21/2006 11:07 pm

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the perfect attitude for the perfect women


the perfect attitude for the perfect women (in a mans eyes)

1. ill swallow it all....i love the taste

2. are you sure you have had enough to drink?

3.I'm bored lets shave my pussy

4.shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. that was a great fart! do another one.

6. ive decided to stop wearing clothes around the house

7. you're so sexy when you are hungover

8.id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. lets subscribe to hustler

10.would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. say, lets go down to the mall so you can check out womens ass's

12. ill be out painting the house

13.i love it when you play gold on sundays. i wish you had time on Saturday too.

14. honey..our new neighbor's daughter is out sunbathing again come see.

15. i know it is a lot tighter back there but would you please try it again?

16. no, no, ill take the car to have the oil changed

17.your mother is way better than mine.

18.do me a favor, forget the stupid valentines day thing and buy new clubs

19. i understand fully..our anniversary comes every year. you go hunting with the guys, its a wonderful stress reliever.

20. oh come on what do you say we get a good porno movie a box of beef, a few joints and have my friend tammy over for a threesome?

21. oh come on not the damn mall again, lets go to that new strip joint!

22. listen i make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23.you need your sleep ya big silly now stop getting up for the night feedings

24. god... if i don't blow you soon i swear i am gonna bust

25. i signed up for yoga so that i can get my ankles behind my head

~sexy~


UshudCmeNow 54M/48F
10 posts
4/21/2006 11:42 pm

That was great, very funny, enjoyed reading it and laughing my ass off. By the way do you know this perfect woman? If so is she willing to offer classes on how to become a perfect woman? The world needs more like her.


sexymamma662003 31F

4/22/2006 12:00 am

    Quoting UshudCmeNow:
    That was great, very funny, enjoyed reading it and laughing my ass off. By the way do you know this perfect woman? If so is she willing to offer classes on how to become a perfect woman? The world needs more like her.
no unfortuneatly i dont know her but i would sign up for those classes

~sexy~


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/22/2006 1:07 am


LOL, thx ....


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