the burglar  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
7/8/2006 11:25 pm

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7/10/2006 9:21 am

the burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you"

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking or the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you"

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of dumb ass people would name a parrot Moses?"

The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same dumb ass people that would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."


redrobin012057 60F

7/9/2006 12:22 am

Too funny lol

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/9/2006 12:32 am

Fucking priceless!!!

HeartlessBitch69 46F

7/9/2006 12:59 am

Check this out when it finally post You Will Not Believe This........... you will laugh your ass off!

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

7/10/2006 4:19 am

LMFAO ...That was a good one...Ready


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