old man  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
5/28/2006 11:52 pm

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5/31/2006 4:06 pm

old man

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

and i know what all of you pervs were thinking couse i thought the same thing


rm_payton57 59M
12 posts
5/29/2006 12:56 am

Sexy Mamm Iloved your joke, butt your ass is cuter

sexymamma662003 31F

5/29/2006 7:23 am

    Quoting rm_payton57:
    Sexy Mamm Iloved your joke, butt your ass is cuter
well thank you payton


SpinaSluedVenae 51M
254 posts
5/29/2006 8:10 am

What a combo,you're beautiful and funny!

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/29/2006 11:59 am

lmao sweetie

sexymamma662003 31F

5/29/2006 12:59 pm

that is going to be you and your hubby at that age LOL


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