morons  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
7/18/2006 6:55 pm

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7/21/2006 11:36 am

morons


everything you are about to read is true!)and i didnt make the list!)

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas
canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka KS Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so he
tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives
asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart." "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately,
he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellooooooo!)

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!
Last summer down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield CA, some folks new to boating were having a problem.
No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver no matter how
much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So one of the
marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on
water, he was laughing so hard.

NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.)
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place... was the trailer!

~sexy~


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
7/18/2006 7:17 pm

Hilarious!!


rm_TAscouter 45M

7/18/2006 7:20 pm

LOL!


aholelvr 46M

7/18/2006 7:37 pm

It is so funny to laugh at morons.thank-you.you made me hurt my ribs.lmao.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/18/2006 7:40 pm

...I love stories like these!!


rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/18/2006 8:19 pm

What idiots!...LOL!


rm_nvguy74 42M
17 posts
7/18/2006 9:23 pm

LOL, can relate, plenty out there!!


countryboy6374 35M

7/19/2006 10:55 am

People never cease to amaze me !!!!!!


gloriousjourney 39M
62 posts
7/21/2006 6:15 am


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