little Johnny  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
7/24/2006 7:52 pm

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11/25/2006 3:22 pm

little Johnny

Little Johnny strikes again

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manner asks the
students, one by one.

"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest
room?" she asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.

The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Paul, how would you say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bath room' at the table."

"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners."

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very

dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted


playtime44uandi 53M
6545 posts
7/24/2006 8:28 pm

Ya gatta love little johnny storries! lol.....

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maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/24/2006 9:47 pm

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digdug41 49M

7/24/2006 10:17 pm


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ZZ_Todd 59M

7/25/2006 2:54 am

How old is this kid?!? Lots of grown-ups could take some pointers!

I guess "Time to drain the main vein" wouldn't be so polite, eh?

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/25/2006 5:57 am

Phucing hilarious!

leegs55 55M

7/25/2006 2:51 pm

good one!!!

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7/25/2006 6:26 pm

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8/18/2006 3:04 am


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