funny e-mails  

sexymamma662003 31F
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4/20/2006 10:24 pm

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4/21/2006 10:13 am

funny e-mails

I know all of us women get tonz of e-mails a day. but there are just some that make you laugh and say WTF. well i got one today most i just throw away but this one really got me. now before i share with you all the e-mail i must explain this. this guy e-mails me my profile clearly states that my husband is aware of me being on this site. ok now if my husnband wanted to join i would have a group profile right? i also state very clearly what i want in my profile and i don't think that makes me a bitch but obviously to some it does. but any ways enough with that and now on to the e-mail.

from: xxxxxx (ill keep it private)

subject: you8 seem very reasonable

hey, i think i am be to old for u, i am 31, seperated. i will be getting divorce when she decides to give me one. i have one child. i guess maybe , i am little kinky but i wont be sending you dick shots, for two reasons, one not that well endowed, kinda shy. we\ i believe talk and get to know each other and then see what happens. i would travel to you, not a big deal. i will send pic after u anwer me and feel like i am worth considering.i understand husband knows but i dont want to make threesome. i like to have sex and me be completely relaxed with husband in room not going to happen. i own my own business, make nice income.if you do reply please dont be bitchy with me. i will respect any wish you have. i am the real deal. thanks xxxxx

isn't that just funny? why would he think i am a bitch. he has never talked to me before.

have any of you received some hilarious e-mails that were so funny or messed up that you just had to pass on?

one small note yes i am aware that i should have used spell check. but i kept it in his exact words and spelling[/SIZE



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sexymamma662003 31F

4/20/2006 11:11 pm

i just wanted to add thank you lovespell after reading what e-mail you got sent i thought i would share mine

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Jeepidiot 42M

4/21/2006 8:17 am

I so love that pic you included.

That email was at least a bit coherent. I've gotten some that I swear they just took their hands and smashed them on the keyboard a few times before hitting send.


sexymamma662003 31F

4/21/2006 9:23 am

    Quoting Jeepidiot:
    I so love that pic you included.

    That email was at least a bit coherent. I've gotten some that I swear they just took their hands and smashed them on the keyboard a few times before hitting send.
like this

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sexymamma662003 31F

4/21/2006 9:24 am

    Quoting rm_LoveSpell11:
    You're welcome! I encourage you to also go to rdy2try4 if you haven't already. She posts some of the most unbelievable emails from men that she and her online friends have received.

    And as jeep said, at least that one was mildly coherent. At least he bothered to read your profile!
thanks i will go check it out. i just love reading what people send to others

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