damn animals  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
5/18/2006 11:04 am

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damn animals

I'm sure you all remember that geico commercial with the 2 squirrels that make the person crash his car.

well it accrued to me that animals are really doing that. a few months back i was driving and a rabbit ran right in front of the car. instead of running to the other side of the road he stayed right in front of me zig zagging between my 2 front tires the faster i went the fast he went i swear he was mocking me saying," ha ha catch me if you can dumb ass!" then he just bolted to the other side of the road and was gone.

a few weeks later it was a squirrel ran into the middle of the road and the animal lover that i am i swerve to miss the little shit and do you know what he did? you guessed it he still ran right in front of the car thank god he was underneath the car not a tire. i know this cause i looked in my rear view mirror and the car behind me was swerving. i swear they are out to torment us they are all laughing. holding meeting once a week to find out new ways to mess with us


~sexy~


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/18/2006 12:00 pm

lmao sexy, I think the birds are in on it too


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 12:09 pm

yeah i wouldnt put it past them they are all out to get us LOL

~sexy~


puntachueca 105M

5/18/2006 12:13 pm

You have picked up on something that is real.
Think of the deer revolt going on. The deer are pissed and have taken to terrorism. Suidical deer jumping from the roadside in front of cars. Do you realize how many Americans the deer are taking out annually?


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 12:25 pm

    Quoting puntachueca:
    You have picked up on something that is real.
    Think of the deer revolt going on. The deer are pissed and have taken to terrorism. Suidical deer jumping from the roadside in front of cars. Do you realize how many Americans the deer are taking out annually?
hahaha i didnt even think about deer. sneaky little basterds is what they are. ya never see them comming

~sexy~


closer2u1971 46M

5/18/2006 2:24 pm

they are on to us. the daily war between humans and animals. it is only time before they figure out how to make cute little helmets out of discarded aluminium foil.

animals 1
humans 0


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/18/2006 2:59 pm

Is that why insurance is so high?


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


digdug41 49M

5/18/2006 3:08 pm

too funny sexy they just may be plotting huh

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sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 3:23 pm

    Quoting sexydisaster30:
    I totally agree with you on this one! Wanna find the meeting and crash it?
hell ya lets take them down. im only worried them little shits bite hard

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 3:24 pm

yeah probolly is the reason. next time i go to pay my insurance im going to ask them that one.
they probolly will look at me like i am crazy though

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 3:54 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    too funny sexy they just may be plotting huh
i swear the animals out here really plotting against us

~sexy~


ezroller46526 42M

5/18/2006 3:57 pm

Yeah, the birds can't seem to stay away from me. But they take out their revenge by shitting all over my truck while I'm at work.

Damn birds!

I had a deer run into the side of my car one night while I was slowing down for a stop. He just shook his head and had this dazed look on his face, like: 'what the fuck was that'

And I was like, ' fricken idiot ' lol.


rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/18/2006 4:35 pm

OK, this is starting to remind me of a movie I saw way back, where animals started to take over the world.

Thanks, sexy, now I'm going to be watching my pets a little bit more closely....

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


Jeepidiot 42M

5/18/2006 4:49 pm

The Other Animals Are Agin' Us
By Tim Bedore 2003

Did you see that in the paper the other day about those carp in the Mississippi River jumping into boats and bonking fisherman in the head? It's true. They're called big head carp, they're from Asia and they're attacking and severely injuring many fisherman.

Biologists claim the roar of boat motors agitates and excites these carp and they jump towards the sound but I think these biologists are naively missing an obvious connection. Fish are attacking fisherman. For the fish it's get them before they get you, kill or be killed. Even if these fisherman are practicing catch and release, that's a very painful, embarrassing experience for any fish and apparently they have had it.

What about the increase in mountain lion attacks? Great White sharks moving closer to shore? Moose have been showing up in towns and stomping on people. A squirrel was in my living room last spring. Am I the only one that sees a pattern here? People, wise up! The other Animals are against us. It doesn't take a genius to see there's an inter-species conspiracy to thwart the urban expansion of man.

How do the squirrels fit in? Surveillance. They spy on what we people are doing in the cities and report back to the bigger species out there on the front lines.

And taken together these other species represent walking, we hope not yet talking, scratching, biting weapons of mass destruction. And if these other species can convince the insect world, for example a well known anti-human group like the killer bees, to join up our way of life and our democracy could be history.

The skeptical may ask why would these other species want to hurt us? Obviously, they hate us. They are jealous of our way of life. We swim in chlorinated, safe environment pools, then towel off and have an adult beverage. They are stuck eating sludge in the Mississippi, a river polluted by guess who: their mortal enemy man. And to top it all off we eat them.

This invasion of Asian carp is no accident. This is stage one of their well planned attack. We ignore the obvious at our own peril.

We can no longer sit back and wait for them to attack us. It's time we adopt a new doctrine regarding these other Animals. We have to wipe out any and all species who are a lined against us, wherever they are. We can not rest until every big head carp, great white shark, mountain lion, moose and squirrel and any other species that associates with them are defeated.

If the U.N. wants to get involved fine, if not we can do it alone. Of course the British will show up, they always do, but we will fight to protect our way of life. And if you don't agree, you're an unpatriotic idiot who hates America.


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 4:56 pm

    Quoting ezroller46526:
    Yeah, the birds can't seem to stay away from me. But they take out their revenge by shitting all over my truck while I'm at work.

    Damn birds!

    I had a deer run into the side of my car one night while I was slowing down for a stop. He just shook his head and had this dazed look on his face, like: 'what the fuck was that'

    And I was like, ' fricken idiot ' lol.
ha ha ha very funny. i think they must have been out to get ya that time

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 5:00 pm

    Quoting rm_LoyalCumpany:
    OK, this is starting to remind me of a movie I saw way back, where animals started to take over the world.

    Thanks, sexy, now I'm going to be watching my pets a little bit more closely....
yeah you better LC i have seen the way your cats watch you. and i can only imagine what they are saying when they are staring at you cleaning them selves

~sexy~


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 5:02 pm

    Quoting Jeepidiot:
    The Other Animals Are Agin' Us
    By Tim Bedore 2003

    Did you see that in the paper the other day about those carp in the Mississippi River jumping into boats and bonking fisherman in the head? It's true. They're called big head carp, they're from Asia and they're attacking and severely injuring many fisherman.

    Biologists claim the roar of boat motors agitates and excites these carp and they jump towards the sound but I think these biologists are naively missing an obvious connection. Fish are attacking fisherman. For the fish it's get them before they get you, kill or be killed. Even if these fisherman are practicing catch and release, that's a very painful, embarrassing experience for any fish and apparently they have had it.

    What about the increase in mountain lion attacks? Great White sharks moving closer to shore? Moose have been showing up in towns and stomping on people. A squirrel was in my living room last spring. Am I the only one that sees a pattern here? People, wise up! The other Animals are against us. It doesn't take a genius to see there's an inter-species conspiracy to thwart the urban expansion of man.

    How do the squirrels fit in? Surveillance. They spy on what we people are doing in the cities and report back to the bigger species out there on the front lines.

    And taken together these other species represent walking, we hope not yet talking, scratching, biting weapons of mass destruction. And if these other species can convince the insect world, for example a well known anti-human group like the killer bees, to join up our way of life and our democracy could be history.

    The skeptical may ask why would these other species want to hurt us? Obviously, they hate us. They are jealous of our way of life. We swim in chlorinated, safe environment pools, then towel off and have an adult beverage. They are stuck eating sludge in the Mississippi, a river polluted by guess who: their mortal enemy man. And to top it all off we eat them.

    This invasion of Asian carp is no accident. This is stage one of their well planned attack. We ignore the obvious at our own peril.

    We can no longer sit back and wait for them to attack us. It's time we adopt a new doctrine regarding these other Animals. We have to wipe out any and all species who are a lined against us, wherever they are. We can not rest until every big head carp, great white shark, mountain lion, moose and squirrel and any other species that associates with them are defeated.

    If the U.N. wants to get involved fine, if not we can do it alone. Of course the British will show up, they always do, but we will fight to protect our way of life. And if you don't agree, you're an unpatriotic idiot who hates America.
wow i didnt read that. guess i must have been on to something withthis post then

~sexy~


rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/18/2006 6:42 pm

yeah you better LC i have seen the way your cats watch you. and i can only imagine what they are saying when they are staring at you cleaning them selves

Hey, what can I say? I'm an interesting guy to watch when I'm... typing... on this chair....

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


puntachueca 105M

5/18/2006 8:30 pm

And really watch out for cows.

We have what's called "open range" around here which means the cows have the right of way.

Now, if you're a cow and going to die to create more Big Macs, wouldn't you rather jump in front of a $30,000 SUV and take a lawyer with you?


sexymamma662003 31F

5/18/2006 9:34 pm

    Quoting puntachueca:
    And really watch out for cows.

    We have what's called "open range" around here which means the cows have the right of way.

    Now, if you're a cow and going to die to create more Big Macs, wouldn't you rather jump in front of a $30,000 SUV and take a lawyer with you?
we have something very similiar here. and yes if i was a cow i would want to take a lawyer out with me

~sexy~


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