before and after  

sexymamma662003 31F
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7/8/2006 10:40 pm

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7/8/2006 10:42 pm

before and after


this may sound familiar for all you married men and women. i know it rang true for me

Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating


Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month


Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac


Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac


Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football


Before - Don't stop
After - Don't start


Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey


Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like he lives in a dorm


Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem


Before - We agree on everything
After - We can't agree on anything


Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom



Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey


Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
After - It's like he lives in a dorm


Before - $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem


Before - Turbocharged
After - Jump-start


Before - We agree on everything
After - We can't agree on anything


Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom


Before - Idol
After - Idle


Before - He's completely lost without me
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions
?

Before - Time stood still
After - Where did the time go?


Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant


Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you


Before - Passion
After - Ration


~sexy~


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