sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
8/23/2006 7:16 pm

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8/24/2006 9:04 am


A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed Liberal, atheist and
a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes." The lectureroom fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
shit and act like an asshole. ................So, He sent me."
God Bless America


596 posts
8/23/2006 8:06 pm

hahaha good one, that should teach the professor to be humble when talking about other peoples believes or points of view different from his own.

SingleWarrior 52M

8/23/2006 9:50 pm

Right FUCKING on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristofer32 46M

8/24/2006 4:09 am

All I can say is a resounding "OOH RAH!!!"

elysianpleasure 47M

8/24/2006 5:21 am

LMAO!!!!! Very cool.

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