THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
6/1/2006 9:14 am

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


a very sweet guy by the name of chuntsman e-mailed me this today. i loved so i thought i would pass it on too you all.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
When the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
In a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

~sexy~


alchemistz9 56M

6/1/2006 10:40 am

Hi sexymamma,

That's fabulous. I'll put in my blog.


sexymamma662003 31F

6/1/2006 12:47 pm

    Quoting magahee77:
    Where'd you find that shit?
a guy off here e-mailed it to me and asked that id share with you all

~sexy~


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/1/2006 2:23 pm

You ain't shittin me are ya {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


sexymamma662003 31F

6/1/2006 2:44 pm

you know me MO i wouldnt shit you

~sexy~


rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
6/1/2006 3:09 pm

Functional defecation. Interesting...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


SortsOmensAlien 58M
243 posts
6/5/2006 5:52 pm

Man that is a lot of shit!!


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