Pretty funny  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
4/28/2006 9:51 am

Last Read:
5/23/2006 6:10 pm

Pretty funny

i just had to share this with you. it is very funny,

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, "Now don't be
silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah,well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now,dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

I love this part....

"Only when he's been drinking."


rm_ThreeLegs32 32M
28 posts
4/28/2006 1:33 pm

That is a classic, nice joke sexy momma!! See ya later!

bigthickbicho 42M

4/28/2006 1:41 pm

Nice joke. Hope to hear more. Smileeeeeee

fuck83buddy 33M

4/28/2006 3:01 pm

Very funny loved it!

teddyscope 46M
1 post
5/1/2006 3:51 pm

I love that joke! I hear it seldom enough that it's still funny lol! Cheers!

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