Pregnant Lady  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
7/13/2006 12:21 pm

Last Read:
7/18/2006 7:51 pm

Pregnant Lady


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned
into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, " Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming,' and I grinned. "

" Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment
will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. "

" Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "
William's Big Stick Did the Trick, " and I could hardly contain myself. "

" BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident'... I just
lost it. "



maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/13/2006 1:49 pm

Ok, LOL!!!!

digdug41 49M

7/13/2006 5:02 pm

ROFLMAO thats great

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

runzwithknives 59F

7/13/2006 6:41 pm

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

7/13/2006 7:48 pm




7/14/2006 9:49 am

Q: What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his stomach with a sharp knife.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: Why do men do anything?

Q: How does a woman keep a man from drowning?
A: She takes her foot off his head.

Love, Light, Laughter, Leave a Legacy,


phoenix639 49F

7/16/2006 3:15 am

This is great lol.

Loved it.

Im going to mail this to an non AdultFriendFinder friend of mine, she will enjoy iy.

rm_TAscouter 45M

7/18/2006 7:45 pm


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