Only a women could really understand this  

sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
4/26/2006 8:17 am

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4/30/2006 8:33 am

Only a women could really understand this

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week,
but early on Monday morning, I received a call from his office to tell
me that my appointment had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30
AM. I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 AM. Since the trip to his office would take about
35minutes, I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I
like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such
visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was setting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I then threw
washcloth in the hamper, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and
raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few
minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you
do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the
room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million
miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor! said, " My,
we've made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't
respond. After the exam, heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking,
etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told
her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I
need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and
sparkles saved inside it."
Keep smiling,


phoenix639 49F

4/26/2006 9:54 am

Ive heard this joke before... a while ago, made me chuckle though.

eroticerectious 61M
1 post
4/26/2006 3:10 pm

great story, and you wrote it well... thanks sexymamma-girl.
- Tommy

gypsy1629 41F

4/26/2006 7:39 pm

Had me laughing with this one...I had not heard it before...glad you posted it.


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