sexymamma662003 31F
3954 posts
6/22/2006 8:00 pm

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6/23/2006 10:47 am


And I thought I knew them all!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

have any more listed please share


digdug41 49M

6/22/2006 10:55 pm

those are good I got none to add I aint that swift on my feet but I am off them

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


6/23/2006 12:47 am

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/23/2006 1:25 am

Good one.

And the picture: I hear, "Yes, young grasshopper. As you are blind to my tactics and prepare to make the 'double paw tail attack'! I will slip in and "pin you down by your ears!!(insert evil laugh here)" LOL!!!

Just rumblings from Mav

sexymamma662003 31F

6/23/2006 1:34 am

oh i just thought of one.

i see said the blind man as he pissed into the wind it is all comming back to me now


(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

6/23/2006 3:00 am

Love Them ...Ready

OMFG my number to type in is 666 on shit that is just so RIGHTEOUS and SO FITTING...


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