The way to a man  

sexyeyes375 47F
611 posts
11/23/2005 7:32 am

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The way to a man

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
~ J. Jacques

Just a taste (so to speak) of my odd sense of humor.... Have a great day

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/23/2005 8:55 am


I can think of some alternative ways...

... and you have a great day too!...

expatbrit49 62M

11/23/2005 1:33 pm


Thank You for Your Time and Attention

im_curious_4u 50M

11/23/2005 3:23 pm

Note to self, keep sharp objects away from Ms. Sexyeyes. LOL

634694u 46M

11/23/2005 6:31 pm

Pizza works too!

sexyeyes375 47F

11/23/2005 10:07 pm

Toothysmile~ well, please.. do share..

Expat~ .. he he..

Im curious 4u~ where is your sense of adventure?

63469u~ you are soooo easy!

huntergatherr 55M

11/23/2005 10:07 pm

sick puppies unite!

mrgrimshade 44M

11/23/2005 11:21 pm

Hey Sexy eyes~

Love you post you quotes always seem to make me laugh until I cough


btw I'll be your EMT anytime baby, what do you need? mouth to mouth? I have to expose that chest to ummmm yeah listen to your breathing

im_curious_4u 50M

11/23/2005 11:28 pm

Opps was that out loud?

You are a kindred soul young lady.

Have a great turkey day!

sorroWind_eol 32M
92 posts
11/24/2005 1:20 am

Muahhh,Hyyy in deed, a man! I hope I'll be fit to post U some more.

sorroWind_eol 32M
92 posts
11/24/2005 1:22 am

And really can't wait to get more of that sense o humor

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/24/2005 3:38 am

Great, but what's the best way into a woman's pants?

What woman really wants to get to a man's heart? Most are happy enough getting into his wallet, and we all know the best way to do that is to get his pants off.

Gobble Gobble.

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
11/24/2005 12:07 pm

The least invasive way to a man's heart is with a catheter inserted into the vein in the thigh, near the groin.

If I bring a razor, do ya wanna play Doctor?


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



sexyeyes375 47F

11/26/2005 4:38 pm

Huntergatherr~ ..ruff, rough..

Grim~ something about a man in uniform... grrr... add a speeding vehicle.. damn!

Im curious 4u~ raised eyebrow...

SorroWind eol~ Glad you enjoy my sick little mind..

2x~ ..hmm.. I know what works for me.. (I don't really want to get to a man's wallet, unless it is for a condom.. did I say that out loud? Geez, these meds are powerful...)

DrPriapus~ .. he he he... What's up Doc?

rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
11/28/2005 7:26 pm

This whole post has me thinking of Alien...

redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
12/3/2005 11:43 pm

But some like to rip through the sternum!

sexyeyes375 47F

5/4/2006 4:16 pm

Art~ a classic movie.. but I think you missed my humor..

Redmustang~ Indeed, they do. (You are my 900th comment, btw.. thanks

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