How Do You Get Up??  

sexyeyes375 47F
611 posts
12/19/2005 4:54 am

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5/1/2006 9:46 pm

How Do You Get Up??

I have my alarm set to an annoying station, thinking that it will make me get up quicker. I'm not so sure my reverse psychology is working on myself, and maybe that's the problem.. it only works on small children, the simple minded (I hear the snickers, you know) and other people.

It comes on, jarring me awake and pissing me off. Good fucking morning. I hit the snooze to shut it up. Then I either fall back to sleep or lay there anticipating the next annoying song to come blaring out.

Now, if I set it to a station that I like, the alarm would go off and I might just think the music is in my dream or lay there and listen.

Seems I am screwed either way. Which leads me to the other way that I would like to be woken up...but I am missing some equipment for that.

How do you get up??

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
12/19/2005 5:30 am

er... I do have a favorite way...

but even in my darkest days, I always get up with a smile...

rm_4UI8U 55M
29 posts
12/19/2005 5:42 am

well sexyeyes, I don't know if your last idea about how you would like to be woke up will work or not, one things for sure, you got me up. Believe me, if I were lying beside you, we'd still be in the bed most of the day.

iluvjbsinaz 55M

12/19/2005 5:42 am

With a raging....zest for life! I just wake up, usually five minutes before I have to. Guess I'm lucky.

rm_akaswift 33M

12/19/2005 6:42 am

Well baby if u want a soldier to protect u in those dark nights.... u would get up with the sound of the trumpet on a parade morning!

ticktock500 44M

12/19/2005 7:01 am

every morning at the same time (an hour earlier than i need to be up), i wake up in a minor panic about being late. awful.

expatbrit49 62M

12/19/2005 7:57 am

Usual I wake up at the same time because I need to pee

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

MrHeboy 51M

12/19/2005 10:32 am

A provocative question, Ms Sexyeyes. How would you LIKE me to get up?

rm_clitoral_man 51M
605 posts
12/19/2005 11:50 am

Which leads me to the other way that I would like to be woken up...but I am missing some equipment for that. My equipment usually gets up before I do in the morning, and I'd be happy to share mine with you.

hawa52 42M

12/19/2005 12:17 pm

sexyeyes tu es d'une beauté rare à trouver je te trouve attirante seduisante et tres exitante i am very sexy i have a big sexe 21 cm you exited me you are very beautiful bise

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
12/19/2005 2:36 pm

I have a loud alarm. I can adjust the snooze so I set it for 20 minutes. The snooze every 5 minutes is annoying (I'll just snooze in my sleep over and over again and annoy everyone in the house). I set my alarm at least 20 minutes before I want to get up. The first alarm puts me on notice. Then I can sorta wake up slowly. By the time the alarm goes off again I am more ready to do the wake up thing.
I knew you'd get all kinds of offers with that one comment of yours. What guy wouldn't want to offer his equipment for your services. Silly Sexy Eyes!
Ho Ho Ho

mrgrimshade 44M

12/19/2005 2:46 pm

since you have not bought me airplane ticket to get ya up in the mornings

Try putting your clock/radio on the other side of the room. After you hit snooze twice, you be nice and cranky and ready to start your day


im_curious_4u 50M

12/19/2005 4:11 pm

I'll leave out the sexual innuendo because I'm a gentleman. I use just a regular annoying alarm clock. I put it out of reach so I have to get up to shut it off. Give that a try.

The other solution is for me to softly kiss your neck and ever so slowly work my way down to your ... Sorry I forgot my manners.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
12/19/2005 5:52 pm

I've always had the worst trouble waking in the morning, until quite recently. Nothing worked for me except for the periods in my life I lived with a lover.

There is a new alarm clock I saw a bit on. It's on wheels, and takes off randomly across the room when you hit snooze, forcing you to get up when it goes off again.

mangomamiCT 42F

12/19/2005 7:59 pm

Amazing thing , when I used to work at a job (ewww) I used to get out of bed like a bear , grunting , looking for food with claws out . Now I am self employed and I literally bound out of bed !

SpaceRangerNJ 55M
4687 posts
12/19/2005 9:42 pm

My dear Sexy Eyes, Just spreading a little holiday cheer. I've been Ho Ho Hoing all over blogville. Does that make me a little blog slut? I'm just so Ho Ho Horny LOL.
Happy Ho-lidays

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/20/2005 12:31 am

I would have to advocate sleeping until the desire to do something more pressing arises. I hate alarm clocks.

AmberSolaire 42M

12/20/2005 11:53 am

I dont have that problem.I dont go to sleep.You suddenly realise its time to shower and start the day.

Merry Christmas

love Amber

huntergatherr 55M

12/21/2005 4:54 am

I set the station to MPR, turn off Kathy Worser's irritating voice saying "K-N-O-dubble-yew" and oversleep. Then panic gets me up. Simple.

rm_redhunter14 38M

12/21/2005 2:30 pm

SexyEyes, Use my alarm to a radio Like, then set my Cell Phone to go off loud about 5 min after...the Cell song starts with a scream so it realy wakes you also the idea it may be a phonecall helps

MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
12/24/2005 11:37 am


Ya know, that's one of Life's delightful little mysteries...

I suppose I could go on about the physiological reasons behind it, but all I know is when I wake up, I'm almost always already up! (Now if I could only get the ignorant prick to get the coffee going before I roll outta the rack! )


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



(Juan S)
2642 posts
12/24/2005 1:47 pm

I usually get up with a what was the question again?

meerkittykat 42F

12/25/2005 12:31 am

Wow...I haven't used an alarm clock in ages. Without fail...I get up about five minutes before my alarm goes off, regardless of what time I fall asleep. However, just as a Plan B...I have a coffee machine that starts brewing precisely at 645am

Now...if my dearly beloved is laying in bed with me, I'm still awake, but a phone call to work may be in order.

Good luck.....H

Mr_sweetness 44M
2599 posts
12/30/2005 2:36 pm

well if i woke up beside i know how i would wake up very very very friskey and excited to see your beautifull face and smile and sexy body, i would be standing at attention...all you have to do is wake me up with a kiss and i am happy...Huuuuggggsssss and kiss kiss....peace, love and happiness

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
1/6/2006 6:07 pm

my cell phone alarm clock. i play dirty games and move it around to force myself to get up. sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.

rm_tallndark367 49M
10 posts
1/16/2006 2:42 am

it's pretty easy to get up when you have toddlers yelling "WAKE UP DADDY!!!!!!!!!" next to you! During the week I love it!!!!!

During the weekends I have taught them that "us boys" don't get out of bed until after 8:30am!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhh blissssssss.....

22moves 57M
1 post
2/3/2006 10:17 pm

your picture is very alurring and finds me thinking of the taste of them lips

sexyeyes375 47F

5/1/2006 9:42 pm

Toothy~ Waking up with a smile is always nice.. and nice to see, too. You'll have to tell me your fav later..

4ui8u~ then technically, we would be up and not sleeping, right?

Iluv~ huh.. I've never understood this phenomenon.. but I do like an alert man in the morning..

Kat~ So you say a cock that lives 2 doors down gets you up way before you need to? Interesting neighborhood.. lol (you set me up..)

akaswift~ I was both turned on and slightly scared by your comment... I'll leave you to guess which did which for me..

TickTock~ hmmm... you might have a time fetish, did you intentionally choose a time ID?? Come lay down on my couch and let's talk about this for 56 minutes..

Expat~ are you pregnant???

MrH~.. raised eyebrow.. Somehow I don't think we are talking alarm clocks here....

Clitoral Man~ ... My Hero..!!!

SpaceRanger~ are you calling me a HO????

Grim~ I have tried that.. and it just really pisses me off. NOT good for the whole community, especially since I have to drive to get to work..

Im Curious~ Have you ever seen the insides of those clocks? Spread all over your room? Very cool... I like the second version.. clean up is contained to one or two areas..

VooDooGuru~ I can see me chasing after an alarm clock.. pretty comical.. and maddening. No one should have to be woken up unpleasantly.

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