"Oh God"  

sexyeyes375 47F
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1/30/2006 10:48 pm

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"Oh God"

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown ~

So, if you say you are aren't religious and moan, scream, utter, sigh, speak, stutter, blurb, or whisper "Oh God" over and over during an orgasm.. does that make you a hypocrite?

I wonder if He enjoys being blessed this way? It is the most amazing sensation, on all physical levels, and emotional as well.. and should be properly appreciated each and every time.

On another note: Someone mentioned to me that fucking (or more appropriately for this venue: making love) would not be allowed in Heaven. ???? Can this be true? And how could this have not crossed my mind before? Me. Who's mind works on one track and on full throttle. I realize that sex was originally for pro-creating purposes only.. but it has blossomed into so much more. It is a natural, beautiful act (or aggressive and sweaty.. dirty and fun.. naughty and silly.. wet and wild... sorry, got carried away...) that makes you happy, inside and out. And isn't that what Heaven is supposed to be? Happiness?

FYI: I do not take Heaven nor God lightly... (or sex for that matter.) And as He is probably my maker, He understands my sick mind, so it's all cool. But if you are worried and feel the need to pray for me or cast a spell (depending on your beliefs).. Godspeed.

rm_chowbox2005 43M

1/31/2006 10:09 am

Why does that come out of our lips anyway? "oh God, fuck yes, uh, uh, uh fuck, fuck, oh God, thats it, yeah, yeah, yeah!" When you think about it, it is a strange series of words that aren't normally associated with each other. I wonder if it's similar in different cultures/laguages?

Wait!? No sex in heaven? None?....at all? Can I still play with myself to pass the time at least?


im_curious_4u 50M

1/31/2006 4:46 pm

Yes there's sex in heaven. That's an urban myth that there isn't. There is one rule however, no toys, power tools, porn or anything like that. You have to make the best of what God gave ya.

F1reman6969 49M

1/31/2006 8:25 pm

never had the "oh God."
have heard many other cool things like my name being mentioned.
or moans.
or panting.
or the sucking of air.
wait, i did hear the name "Jesus" mentioned a few times.
that's someone's son?
well, that's as close as i ever got to an "oh God."
maybe there's something wrong in my technique....

f 1 r e m a n 6 9 6 9

keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
1/31/2006 9:26 pm

I really liked your FYI. Nice save.

Blog On!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
1/31/2006 9:55 pm

nice quote. never considered no sex in heaven. hmm. that is certainly food for thought.

sexyeyes375 47F

2/1/2006 3:09 pm

Chow~ that's a good question.. I would venture to guess that other cultures are not as vulgur as we are. I believe there are strict rules against playing with yourself, too.... I just don't want to discuss this anymore.... (as tears well up in my eyes..)

I'm Curious~ I can't wait to see the movie on this Urban Myth. NP with the rules, btw.. if there is sex in Heaven

Fireman~ hmmmm.... perhaps we should explore this further?? I think a son's name might be considered more of a compliment...

Keith~ Thanks Thought I should have some type of net.. however flimsy

Snatch~ So I was thinking about this more today.. maybe our desire for sex is gone, therefore.. sex would be unnecessary. But how could I possibly exist without kissing? Cannot even imagine it without shuddering...

keithcancook 60M
17859 posts
2/1/2006 7:35 pm

I know, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read it.

Check that. I DID fall out of my chair at the time...

im_curious_4u 50M

2/1/2006 8:05 pm

I'm telling ya there is sex in heaven. Why else would there be a gate and a bouncer?

sexyeyes375 47F

2/2/2006 11:14 pm

Te he he he.... Keith..

Im Curious~ to keep us IN??? ...lmao... I am so going to Hell...

huntergatherr 55M

2/3/2006 11:29 pm

well.... jesus did say that in heaven there would be "no marriage nor giving of marriage," which in those days would have been tantamount to saying "no sex." But since I can't imagine St. Peter denying you entrance, I think the rules might be changed....
If this is wrong, I think a great number of us might just prefer the infernal regions....

LooseyGoosey75 41M
1 post
2/6/2006 9:53 pm

Yet another question to ponder:
In small towns around our area, the "gay marriage" debate always comes up. Those who aren't in favor always say that in the bible it says that shouldn't lay with another man, therefore it is not ok. I always wondered that if you were an athiest, is it then ok to be gay according to these people? I am neither atheist nor gay, but an interesting question nonetheless.

corsu64 52M

3/6/2006 12:38 am

Oh God leads to Oh Shit, i'm coming
So let's pray for u and yur salvation.
If someone created us like we are, the purpose was clear ---> have fun making love to facilitate procreation.
So let's procreate !! with covers (hey Mr JP2 POPE u knew what it is)

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