sexycplhre 55M/45F
79 posts
7/4/2006 4:25 am

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7/5/2006 1:21 am



1. You spend the first two years of their life
Teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
The next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
For not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why
Some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.

In fact,
They usually repeat word for word
What you shouldn't have said.

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
Is to remind yourself that there are children
More awful than your own.

6. We childproofed our homes,
But they are still getting in.

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