Rejected Valentine Card Messages...  

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
337 posts
2/6/2006 2:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Rejected Valentine Card Messages...

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

This feels so good; it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled ... SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown ... but so's your ass.

You're a honey ... and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

- I should stress that I picked this up off the net and personally have no problem with a slightly bigger bum!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/6/2006 4:43 am

its a good thing we dont have valentine here....

liefs C

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
2/6/2006 10:09 am

Mmmmm... you say you don't mind "a slightly bigger bum"? *Peers around and sees her biggus glutous maximus *


PS. If I had your address, I'd send you one to make you smile!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

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