Joke  

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
337 posts
5/25/2006 1:19 pm

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6/1/2006 5:14 am

Joke

A train hits a bus load of college girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.

St.Peter asks the first girl "Karen,have you ever had any contact with a penis?". She giggles and shyly replies "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.

St.Peter says "OK,dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St.Peter asks the next girl the same question "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St.Peter says "OK,dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St.Peter says

"Susan!What seems to be the rush?".The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jackie sticks her arse in it!"



Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
5/25/2006 1:56 pm

This one is funny everytime I read it


LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/25/2006 1:56 pm

lmao (laffin my "arse" off)

LilJessicaSQuirt

bi the way, "peaked around here a bit ...nice blog ...i'll be back to look more closely in future ....


saddletrampsk 54F

5/25/2006 3:55 pm

you always crack me up sweety..


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
5/26/2006 3:31 am

Cheers for the kind comments!

Al


shar1 55F
606 posts
5/28/2006 1:35 am

LMAO...

Then runs to shower in holy water.


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