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sexyblokeinlincs 54M
337 posts
3/4/2006 6:10 am

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3/6/2006 2:35 am

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The service for Ronnie Barker yesterday brought these little gems back....

The Two Ronnies:
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on

The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow

On a packed show tonight, we’ll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet

Porridge (Prison series)
Porridge Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from ’ere?

Porridge: (Playing Monopoly) Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!

He'll be missed. RIP

Al


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
3/4/2006 9:11 am

HAVE you heard the one about the retired general who said he had not had sex since 1956? His friend said: "`That's a long time ago." "I don't know," the general replied, "it's only 20.27 now."

THE man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.

A NEW publishing venture was announced today, the Stock Breeders Gazette and Playboy magazine are to get together to produce the Farmer Sutra.

ARNOLD Crump, a 6ft 9ins, ham-fisted, hairy drunk with a short temper, bad breath, acne, dandruff and fleas, was named by Scotland Yard today as Britain's most unwanted man.

Oh, here's a few more......

A FAMOUS Spoonerism from sitcom Open All Hours: "Don't just crit there siticising."

GEORGE Mumble the Bodmin man who swallowed 200 weight of laxative for a bet on coronation night has celebrated his Silver Jubilee. He's been on the throne for 25 years.


saddletrampsk 54F

3/4/2006 7:01 pm

I love brit humour..


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

3/6/2006 1:05 am

I have no clue .... but he surely is missed

Liefs C


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