Kilted Catastrophe  

sexy_single88 35M
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3/19/2006 1:14 pm

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3/20/2006 7:44 am

Kilted Catastrophe

So, today I almost killed an old lady. Mind you it was not on purpose. Maybe I should start from a more understandable beginning. So, there I was at the Hermosa Beach St. Patty's Day parade on Saturday, lifting a pint to cheer in the appropriate drizzle (that's all it does in Ireland anyway) to my godfather who was playing his bagpipes as he passed, when a gust of wind comes and lifts up my kilt. Now being a traditionalist, I was naked underneath. So up goes my kilt as an old woman near me turns to ask me a question. The poor dearie gets an eyeful and puts a hand to heart. But I just give her a wink and a smile and down my pint. I love St. Patty's Day, nothing like kilts and beer all surrounded by the color green (aptly used to signify being horny). Hope you all had a good St. Patty's Day.

So what did anyone else do?

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

3/20/2006 2:40 am

We had to take a long drive to the far side of Houston. To pass time, I flashed the truckers. Once there, we went to Starbucks (we were waiting to meet a friend from AdultFriendFinder). Being that there were business men trying to work on their laptop computers while sipping coffee and I had no panties underneath my skirt, Mr. Bambi and I made bets on how long (and if) I could distract a man from his work.

Bottom line, we wreaked havoc in Starbucks, Mr. Bambi lost the bet to me, and we never met up with the man from AdultFriendFinder. It was lots of fun. Even more fun will be collecting on the bet!

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