Are you Horny today?  

sexy_Roo2 33F
196 posts
6/6/2005 1:47 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Are you Horny today?

It was a hard vox pop survey to find so much horniness to wade through.
For every yes score one point.

When you wake up in the morning are you thinking about having sex?

When you get to work do you consider that one of your fellow employees is sexually stimulating?

Do you try to exude sexual stimulation to customers when serving them and look for a reaction?

When having a coffee break do you think that having oral sex with a partner would be a better way to spend the time instead of having coffeee?

Do you make things happen on the off chance you may be part of a random sexual encounter?

When you walk past store maniquins do you think they are disgusting because the genitalia is missing?

You considered if that person who just walked towards you and kept going, wants to have sex today?

You wish that some-one in the studio would put on some porn when the newsreader cuts to footage of an international event?

Halfway through a private dinner party you wish that it was at a public restuarant and the person opposite you got under the table and proceeded to give you a taste of oral sex?

Before you even started this survey you had already decided to answer yes to every question?

8-10 points You are the weapon of mass debauchery that everyone is looking for.

5-7 points You have far too much self control stop showering with your clothes on.

3-5 points In a past life you were employed as a Victorian censorship and moral's campaigner and think that flashing ankles is obscene.

1-2 points You are on the wrong site this is not the Associated Friends and Family website as you patiently explained to your boss when he asked what it was yesterday at the dismissal interview.


redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
6/6/2005 2:14 pm

Horny all the time, but too busy thinking about sex to take your test!


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