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my neighbors have a new kitten named moose. they should probably keep their door locked so i'm not tempted to sneak upstairs and throw him in a bag and make him my kitten instead.
my friends summer and sarah drove up from brooklyn this weekend to visit me. it was summer's 21st birthday on sunday so we pretty much spent the entire weekend getting drunk (except for poor sarah who's my youngest friend at 19) and generally intoxicated...i met a decent guy in the bar at this mexican restaurant i like, but as the evening wore on i found out he was 40, which is a little old for me. and he started getting really loud and drunk and obnoxious (once a frat boy, always a frat boy, i guess) and then when summer and i left he accosted us in the parking lot and asked if we would be interested in a threesome. what a douche.it only served to remind me how much i would like to sleep with summer (thus ruining our friendship forever; i am also a douche), but alas she is very, very straight. and married to a giant chinese man.