Class Acts  

sexpirate19125 51F
162 posts
1/19/2006 7:28 am

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10/19/2007 3:43 pm

Class Acts

I am a little hostile this morning. Okay, maybe alot hostile.

I was fine talking to him online. He seemed to be an attractive, intelligent professional unlike every other knuckle dragging baboon on AdultFriendFinder. He wanted to speak on the phone and I agreed that it would be a good idea.

THEN, I listened to him wax glorious about his previous lover's generous and flattering assessments of his penis size, bedroom skills, attractiveness, etc.... for 10 minutes without a break. It was, literally, all about him and sex (his sexuality not mine.) ... and all the while, I am on cam with him and he isn't noticing the increasing grimace on my face or the bored becoming disgusted look in my eyes.

And he was a class act in presenting himself compared to what usually comes through my mailbox. Fucking egomaniac. Yuck.

Note that NOTHING turns a woman off faster than a conversation that begins and continues about you and how wonderful you are with very few questions about her or what she wants.

Fact of the matter is that it was obvious to me that he could care less who I was as a person - he liked the body and wanted to have a deep, meaningful dialogue with it - not me. I was a hurdle standing between him and penile implantation.

I finally snapped and politely made it clear that the conversation was over, I was busy and would probably too busy to talk to him for a long time.

He didn't just have a big dick. He WAS a big dick. I find it hard to believe that any woman's standards would be so low that she could get past the monster sized ego long enough to find him worth getting naked for. I am still grimacing from this conversation. Fucking asshole. What a way to start the day.

RockPebble 69M
2476 posts
1/19/2006 11:48 am

One more frog down and you didn't even have to kiss this one.
It was pointed out to me a long time ago that we have 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason and when things get out of proportion bad things happen. Look on the bright side, the odds are the day will get better.

Koffla 60M
55042 posts
1/19/2006 3:40 pm

Talking to someone on the phone is the one that makes or breaks the deal for me. It is NOT the same to read and write emails and profiles, everybody looks good on paper. Hard to find a person male or female who can carry a nice conversation while learning about each other. I think dating is becoming a second job. Good luck next time.


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rm_ohsolustful 57M
859 posts
1/20/2006 6:29 am

Sorry to hear he was such a jerk. there out there, all around us. I don't like to think of myself as a knuckle dragging baboon, but under the circumstances I will take the heat. Hope you have better luck in the future, try to keep smiling........................

longergirthy4u 52M
71 posts
1/24/2006 6:53 am

I think I just dumped his twin sister awhile back.She never spoke to me ,just in my direction while telling me how great she was at everything while I busied myself straitening and cleaning the messy house that she bragged about keeping spotless. Listened to how she worked so long and hard at her job(part time)and that no one there could do anything right,she was soo perfect! I still wonder why I dumped her now. NOTT!!! Ummm sexylegspiratehottiewoman, why would you even let him start in about his incredibly massive and wonderful dick size and its many glorious accomplishments anyhow? Just curious. I know size probably matters to you and the younger the better,along with youth=lack of experience, stamina, couth,and attentiveness to their partner, but why would you even let him get out more than a general description? Just a curious old dood in tha south. Take care sexyleggedpiratehottiewoman. BC

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