Tom Cruise Penetrated by Errant Alien Tendril, Orgasm of Cosmic Proportion Reported  

sexcrivain 44M
6 posts
7/5/2005 11:46 am

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Tom Cruise Penetrated by Errant Alien Tendril, Orgasm of Cosmic Proportion Reported


What I should have written in my War or the Worlds review is, simply, that it lacked a sex scene.

In particular, it lacked an alien mating scene, or even better, a Cruise-on-alien scene.

And, when asking whether anyone has taken a foreign tour of members (so to speak), I should have instead asked if anyone has mated with members from other planets.

Has anyone planned or partaken in such a voyage?

Any fascinating mating rituals to report?

Aha...and here goes the creative writing. Forget leprechauns in spandex...

rm_WickedFemale 62F
401 posts
7/5/2005 6:01 pm

aw, I am still hung up on finding me a hobbit! ~smiles~


AmberSolaire 42M

7/8/2005 9:18 am

PMSL Hobbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A few good men also sorely neede a sex scene with tom and demi to make it an ultimate film.


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