TIME and BLOG FARTS  

sensualgirfriend 58F
126 posts
8/22/2006 9:10 pm

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8/30/2006 5:45 pm

TIME and BLOG FARTS

In honor of verygood269 's post about blog farting:

I have said the following MORE than once:

"The time you spend surfing on AdultFriendFinder is time you'll never get back!"

Just thought that I'd share.

However the word 'FART'- - -

BRINGS TO MIND:
"Better out with shame than in with pain."

BRINGS TO MIND:
"Never fart in a wet suit."

FART ANALYST JOB TAKEN FROM THE 'INTERNETS'

Job Specifications:
Why look for a cure for cancer when you can devote your research efforts to studying flatulence? Join the team of Minneapolis gastroenterologist Michael Levitt, who is looking for assistants that will inhale the, er, gases emitted by subjects who have consumed nearly half their weight in pinto beans. The goal of this rigorous experiment? To find out if fart can be an accurate symptom of intestinal health. What, ultrasounds not good enough anymore?


Drawbacks:
Any job that involves placing your face near someone's butt and telling them to fart on you will never be worth the money you are paid for it.


Perks:
You work with a brilliant (if slightly bonkers) scientist who will give you credit in assisting him in this largely neglected field of medicine. Costs of the experiment are relatively low, especially if you clip enough supermarket coupons, though it is rather difficult to find a corporate sponsor.

I DO APOLOGIZE FOR THE BLOG FART AND FOR FORCING YOU TO READ MINDLESS BLABBERING FROM THE INTERNETS.

--SensualGF


rm_ORB486 56M

8/28/2006 11:21 am

Chicks who smell each others butts is not a turn on. But I have seen it at dumb cllege parties. The internet is like one big butt smelling session, at times.


sensualgirfriend replies on 8/30/2006 5:44 pm:
ORB, that was his point, exactly!!!

Thanks for visiting!

--SensualGF

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