Friends of God come calling  

seekingfun669 68M
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11/18/2005 10:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Friends of God come calling


Last night the wife was out shopping and I was watching TV. I was sipping a martini and it was snowing lightly when the door bell rang. I opened the door and there was a small family standing there. A mother, father and two little children about 3 and 4 years old I'd guess.
"Hello we are friends of god and came to talk to you about god." The lady said.
I'm not a very religious person and maybe I should have stopped at three martinis but my back was sore and I figure a martini is better for me than an aspirin.
"Well I was just talking to god a few minutes ago and she said that when you came over to tell you to loose the geek and the kids and for you to come back later and you and I will chat!" I said and was about to laugh when they all turned around and walked away very quickly! I laughed and closed the door. The funny thing is that she never returned. Go figure.


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