IM in Pain Contd  

seductiveinblack 32F
158 posts
8/19/2005 6:37 am

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IM in Pain Contd

haha im in pain still.. im limping like a three legged dog ... okay not funny.

seriously it hurts BUT i still walked the dogs.
and THANK GOD that the Male GERMAN SHEPHERD how is about 50kgs in weight didnt hump me while crossing the road cause big dogs generally do that to me.. the little dogs i just shake them off and they get the idea.
btu the bigggg dogs (bit down there..!?) just jump on me hump away while im TRYING to walk them.. but im glad that LUKE (the dog) didnt do that to me today cause i would of collapsed and someone would have to rip the humper off mee on the street.
i hate it when they hump me.. its so like embarassing, they just sit in their cars and laugh. I its icey on the street and the golden retriever dog starts running, i SKIIIIID along the ice and i cant stop!.. though i admit its FUN but fucking hurts when u eventually fall down and fuck up ur ass.
OR when ur waiting for the lights to turn green for you to cross --- and the dog just takes a piss on on (male dogs) - legs up, pissing on me and im like so used to it now i just go.. Fuck damnit.. dont do that.. gross.. oh get over it!
but thats only happened once or twice.

goonite all.. my ankle wrecks like anything.

rm_tnstander 51M

8/19/2005 4:38 pm

Sweetheart, you are in need of a good ankle massage. And a kiss to make everything better. sweet dreams !!! ~Tom {=}

eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
8/20/2005 8:59 am

hmmm... you just have this things about dogs sounds familiar

SexyMac25 30M
99 posts
8/20/2005 11:15 pm

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pantymansmyp 44M
69 posts
8/21/2005 10:31 am

A friend of mine told me this story a couple months ago. We worked at a company right off the beach in Huntington Beach, California, and he went for a walk on his lunch break, when he saw a beautiful woman walking in the other direction. He smiled and waved, but she just ignored him because he's not the rich, good looking type of guy that some California women prefer. He got pissed off but dismissed the annoyance, but turned to watch her go past him.

Some ways behind him had been a guy walking two large dogs, I can't remember what kind they were, but the woman stopped to pet them and play with them. She knelt down and was stroking one's head, and lost track of the other, which circled around behind her. A moment later, she realized her mistake.

The other dog reared up and pushed her forward to her knees and then mounted her! There wasn't any penetration, fortunately, because she was wearing some jeans shorts, but needless to say she couldn't get the dog off of her while it humped her. The dogs' owner couldn't do anything without losing the other dog, and no one in the area bothered to help her.

When the dog was finished he climbed off her, and she stood up to hear my friend laughing so hard he could barely breath. She turned and yelled at him for not helping her, but he couldn't even respond for a minute. When he finally did, he said something like "At least I didn't take a picture!"

She got an odd look on her face, and turned to see a man also laughing with a camera in his hands. Then my friend mentioned something about the dog's gift running down her leg before she ran off...

Sometimes bad things happen to good people, like yourself. (Don't imagine for a second that the next part pertains to you, because it doesn't; I'm telling this story so that you know things could be worse.) And sometimes bad things happen to people that really deserve it.

With any luck, you'll be sitting in your chair laughing at this woman's misfortune and feeling better. If not, I apologize and encourage you to delete this post.

seductiveinblack 32F
14 posts
8/22/2005 6:26 am

lol that is so gross!!! well i dont walk around wearing hot pants at work .. or any other place so atleast i wont llook as bad as her!
... plus i dont go on all fours, unless i want to

thanks forthe post!

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