Relax- Some ways of dealing with the burden of Life  

screwmeovernout 59M
150 posts
11/18/2005 2:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Relax- Some ways of dealing with the burden of Life


* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat
them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their
maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also b! e the
world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons...
Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird
names, and all
are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you
today.......I did

caressmewell 53F

11/18/2005 5:17 pm

My favorite is Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.


screwmeovernout 59M

11/18/2005 7:09 pm

yep that one caught my eye right off the bat, but I feel more like the first one on the list is me sometimes


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