My stupid pick-up lines  

screwmeovernout 59M
150 posts
10/10/2005 3:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

My stupid pick-up lines

1. Would you like a piece of gum?
( A suggetstive thought, refering to would you like something in your mouth,preferably my dick)
2. Are those nipples real?
(Leading into: a. Can I put one of them in my mouth? or b. Do they need suckling? and c. Can I see em?
3. Does your mother know you are out? (Does very well with females over 40.)
4. How's your whole-pause... family doing?
5. Would it be too much to ask if I could blow in your ear, to see if air comes out of your other ear.
6. How many fingers am I holding up? No, that's a thumb!
7. Do you eat here often? Or do you just come here to puke.
8. There is something in your eyes, and it's beautiful. Oh, its you!
9. Hey, I'm the Slammaster and you are?
10. Do you prefer to be Rammed, Crammed or Slammed? That also comes with a backrub.
These should only be tried by the insanely stupid and are considered hazardous to getting slapped in the face. Which is not too bad sometimes.

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
10/10/2005 6:26 pm

I must ask...have you used any of these lines on a woman, if so did it do anything for you? lol

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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screwmeovernout 59M

10/10/2005 9:22 pm

Yes I have used #'s 1,3,& 8 and countless other stupid gestures and they seem to work fine.

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