I spent New Years in the...................  

screwmeovernout 59M
150 posts
1/1/2006 9:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I spent New Years in the...................

Crapper! Must have been something I ate. Five beers. A glass of wine with my sirloin and some kind of white stuff that the place was calling mashed potatoes. (tasted more like spuds from a box) Laugh along with me, Im laughin bout it. The gal was real understanding, she was just as content staying home with me, runnin to the porcelain throne every fifteen minutes. But I did manage to get a break long enough to set off my fireworks.
Reckon there is a deeper meaning to my plight on New Years such as: I'll be takin a lot of shit this year, or I'll be in give a shit mode all year.
Im gonna blame my upset stomach on sex,. I shouldnt have done those 800 push ins and outs and jossled my belly around like I did. next time she's doin all the work.
Smile!!!!! its an exercise for yer face.

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
1/1/2006 10:06 pm

nice. love it.


imBambi 58M/50F

1/1/2006 10:15 pm

LOL - Great blog.


tillerbabe 55F

1/2/2006 2:16 am

GAWD! YOU..and my dogs! LMAO!
(Get well sweetie!)

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