scornedinmd 35F
149 posts
8/4/2006 4:26 am

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8/6/2006 3:42 am


A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few feet away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, Apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/4/2006 10:03 pm

Damned if he didnt keep kicking me.

Your starting to give me a 'thing' for pink knickers, any chance of changing them so my heart slows down?

leegs55 54M

8/4/2006 11:02 pm

mmmm good one!!!

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