Cars in Heaven  

scornedinmd 35F
149 posts
7/20/2006 4:23 am

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7/20/2006 5:03 pm

Cars in Heaven


God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshipped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and...

God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!

Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar.

Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem?!

Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!

gloriousjourney 39M
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7/20/2006 8:11 am


rm_ClitPumper1 49M
273 posts
7/20/2006 12:04 pm

Nice Picture ! ! !

Just out of curiosity,

Is the hand playing with your

HARD THROBBING CLIT ? ? ?




SEVEN LICKS ANYWHERE THAT MAKES YOU HARD


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