Blonde  

scornedinmd 35F
149 posts
8/11/2006 4:20 am

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8/14/2006 10:51 am

Blonde


A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

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bikercouple62 55M/55F

8/11/2006 4:48 am

Now thats funny


jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
8/11/2006 5:53 pm

That a good one later girl JD


rm_suzy437 36M/F

8/14/2006 5:07 am

I being a blonde.. can appreciate it.. its really funny.. I have quite a few blonde moments too. lol..


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