scornedinmd 35F
149 posts
7/23/2006 4:51 am

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7/23/2006 10:55 am


A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

GuyFromEK 49M

7/23/2006 5:32 am

that was funny very good girl, but not the best way to get a woman lol

rm_ironhead1956 60M
275 posts
7/23/2006 6:15 am

What a hoot, I came across this blog this morning and read every page of it. I haven't lauhed that hard in months. I don't know where you find these jokes, but I have enjoyed every one of them. This is definately on my "WATCHED" list now.

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