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I don't even know how to begin relating this tale ... Okay, I have a 19 year old roommate who, until recently, was a virgin. His best friend, my other roommate, convinced this nice girl that they graduated with to "help him out" so, the other night, they had a bunch of their friends over playing poker and getting liquored up, to celebrate his first sexual encounter.
Now, originally, my non-virginal friend was planning on screwing with him by getting this all set up and bursting in with camera's rolling or something, but he caved at the end (thank god! there isn't enough therapy in the world).
This girl, I'll call her Tawna, who is a nursing student in her first year of college, and wants to go into pediatric nursing when she graduates because she loves children, was actually quite charming and pleasant.
About ten minutes after Tawna and her friend arrived, my virginal roommate snagged her back to his room and, from the monkey sounds, enjoyment ensued. They came out about five minutes later (come one it was his first time, all the practice in the world, y'know?) and Tawna and her friend left about ten minutes after that amidst many sidelong glances and hidden smirks.
Come to find out that my no longer virginal roommate had paid her $300 to have sex with him and she had agreed because she's actually a very nice person and let's face it, he kinda needs to get used to paying for it. She wasn't expecting that much so she returned a couple hundred back to him the next day. I suppose it's not everyday that a hooker gives a refund, so he must not have been that bad.
Now my newly deflowered roommate wants to date her, and she's said she might go out with him once or twice.
This won't end well.