Porn and Cheese Pairing  

sassysmartgrrl 46F
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8/29/2006 5:42 am

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8/31/2006 4:06 am

Porn and Cheese Pairing

You know your friends are really your friends when they see you for who they know you are and keep on moving. In a way I guess it’s a life affirming moment for everyone. I had 3 of my best good friends over for dinner last night, and in my haste to clear the house for their arrival I had left “House of Ass” on the coffee table, yes just right there in the middle next to my as yet unread copy of British cosmopolitan (its trashy and bad for my brain but that’s why I read it, hell the same could be said about the porn). I was sauntering in from the kitchen with a lovely plate of delicious cheeses when a chorus of “house of ass” rang out, and the box was examined by my curious dinner guests. Now if I did not roll with this particular band of open minded folks I am guess this would have been an ugly moment but no, “House of Ass” got its once over and it was on to the cheese, which produced some pretty orgasmic looking facial expressions. So what wine does one serve with porn? Something bubbly and frivolous or something lusty and full bodied?? Oh and for the box for my box watchers, the G Swirl, oh fuck, which was also determined is one magnitude above holy shit. That is all, now go find your own House of
Ass or Maison de Derriere……..


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