Was thinking.........  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
1/17/2006 3:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Was thinking.........

last post there reminded me of when i went for a manicure and got things a little wrong...as i tend to do, im the one who goes into Burger King and asks for a pleaseburger cheese
...anyway was having my nails done and the girl was going on about how good my nails were...which they are, i dont bite them but do tend to nibble at my cuticles sometimes....so in response i meant to say 'yeah nails are good but cant keep my cuticles out of my mouth'
What i actually said was....'nails are good but i cant keep my CLITORIS out of my mouth......
OOOPS


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
1/17/2006 4:29 pm

LMAO Now THAT would make you very flexible.


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/17/2006 4:34 pm

twisted - in more ways than one


norprin5 55M

1/17/2006 4:40 pm

freudian slip? or wishful thinking?

either way, it's an image i'll keep in my mind...thanks!

King Nor XVIII


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
1/17/2006 5:09 pm

OH MY!!!!

What was her reaction?????

Purry {=}

Purry


HBowt2 58F

1/18/2006 2:58 am

Can you keep the nails off the clitoris?????


Sulabula 45F
12658 posts
1/18/2006 5:35 am

oops...lol...must have been a freudian slip

Sula xxx

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sassyflirt3 59F

1/18/2006 8:43 am

Do you know what im gonna tell you....she never batted an eyelid which made me laugh even more....she was expecting to hear 'cuticle' so didnt even notice
Took up yoga afterwards.....purely in the interests of research you understand


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/18/2006 2:36 pm

This reminded me (and how I wish I could forget) of that time at a dinner party. Quite a posh one. We were talking finance and I was going to mention the "stonking great overdraft" that a friend had. Instead, I spoke quite casually of his "stonking great erection"


sassyflirt3 59F

1/19/2006 9:34 am

I can just about see cuticle to clitoris but overdarught to erection TQG ...you have me beat, just wondering what kind of relationship you have with your bank manager
How are you anyway


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/19/2006 1:23 pm

Sassy ... I should have added that it wasn't the bank manager I was thinking of! For some reason, during other conversations I'd got used to the idea of "stonking" as being associated with erections, probably because the word itself seems to conjour up images of pleasure and throbbing (I grant you that may just be me).

How am I? Right now, I'm embarrassed!!!


rm_southeast5 50M/46F
59 posts
1/22/2006 2:49 am

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Tall_n_Stunning 46M
228 posts
1/26/2006 3:17 am

HAHAHA YOGA EXPERT

That could be fun can anyone join in?

nice blogs by the way


sassyflirt3 59F

1/29/2006 1:56 pm

Tall i thought you said yogurt eggplant......hmm seems the weekend had more of an effect than i thought


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