The Horse, the Chicken and the Harley  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
4/1/2006 12:07 am

Last Read:
8/16/2006 1:05 am

The Horse, the Chicken and the Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried o ut to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? ...... (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral ! )

"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."

peaches19555 61M

4/1/2006 2:59 pm

I guess size matters even to chickens...

sassyflirt3 59F

4/1/2006 10:55 pm

Hi Peaches, all i can say is glad im not a chicken....

WellhungTrigger 42M
282 posts
4/12/2006 9:14 pm

I know you're not bitin' but kinda sounds like The elephant and the mouse to me.

But jokes go round and round and sometimes they change, but they still stay the same.


jim20053 51M

5/17/2006 10:44 am THAT's a real friend!

rm_happyr3 62M

5/19/2006 8:41 am

Playing it safe, I have a Harley and horse. Thanks Sassy, nothing better than a girl with a nice ass and good sense of humor.

sassyflirt3 59F

5/20/2006 4:53 am

your welcome happy

oraladventure05 51M

8/15/2006 5:17 pm

pmsl sassy AGAIN!

too many good ones in your blogs to comment them all, but if im ever down in the dumps and you arent online to make me smile, ill be headin in to see whats in your blogs.



sassyflirt3 59F

8/16/2006 1:05 am

Ahhhh oral you gotta laugh darlin

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