SEX LAWS..........  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
7/10/2006 6:18 pm

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8/10/2006 6:16 am

SEX LAWS..........

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

rm_tiggs1970 46M
5 posts
7/10/2006 6:55 pm

Those sure sound like some stupid laws. I am truly glad I live in Canada. Good work by the way.

rm_hornyscot247 40M
29 posts
7/11/2006 7:02 am

Whent to the job center today to inquire about a job in Guam deflowering young virgins, they are not hiring at the moment but were impressed with my C.V.

Duffer422 40M

7/11/2006 10:17 am

One way flight to Guam please!!!!

Duffer XXXX

sassyflirt3 59F

7/11/2006 8:12 pm

Is that via Prestwick wee Duffer

Duffer422 40M

7/12/2006 1:08 pm

Could be arranged Big Sass

sassyflirt3 59F

7/13/2006 9:10 am

oh could it .....

patrick200542 62M
1 post
8/8/2006 10:28 am

she met him outside the pawn brokers and kisses him under the balls.

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