One of the funniest things i've read :)  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
12/15/2005 10:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One of the funniest things i've read :)


This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
>
> Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
> worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling
> shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
>
> The sugly isters were right bugly astards. On! e was called Mary Hinge,
> and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;
> they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to
> go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
>
> Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her
> name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned
> a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy
> ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks
>
> The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
> there would be a cucking falamity.
>
> At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
> suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
> Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
> her slass glipper.
>
> The very next day the ! prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
> the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg
> and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
> "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking
> brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly
> isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
>
> Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
> knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
> a hig bard on.
>
> He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
> ferfectly.
>
> Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
> lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen
> swanny

im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
12/15/2005 10:34 am

I seen that about 2 years ago, but its a good one, definately worth reading again lol. There is a website somewhere that has it as an audio file.


E2DIR
442 posts
12/15/2005 10:42 am

hello your blog is so fun and i give you a kiss.


E2DIR
442 posts
12/15/2005 10:43 am

Hello your blog is so fun and i give you a kiss.


sassyflirt3 59F

12/15/2005 2:47 pm

Im your man...yeah was done in the 70's by Ronnie barker on tv and apparently there wasnt one complaint.....tickles me everytime i read it

E2...kisses always welcome
Jaq xx


sassyflirt3 59F

12/21/2005 2:32 pm

Mac would be even duller without you and the wee coo


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
12/21/2005 4:16 pm

You mean THAT'S where I recognised it from. I thought it was just case of deja-vu when I saw it 2 years ago. Makes sense now lol

Ok how come you've had all those posts since the last time I visited and I never saw any of them?


sassyflirt3 59F

12/23/2005 5:12 pm

well im your...your the man...you tell me


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