Labour Pains........  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
8/10/2006 6:41 am

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8/16/2006 1:00 am

Labour Pains........

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival,
the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a
portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of
it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining
that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever
experienced before.
However, as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The
husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.

eegam75 40M

8/13/2006 11:54 am

excellent lol

sassyflirt3 59F

8/16/2006 1:00 am

Pain transfer ....if only lol then again may create a shortage of mailmen

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