Kissing Frogs...........  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
2/6/2006 9:20 am

Last Read:
3/20/2006 4:34 pm

Kissing Frogs...........


An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.

He whispered , "IM LONELY TOO, BUY ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.

She bought the frog and put him in the car.

Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WONT BE SORRY."

So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.

IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous sexy young handsome prince.

THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS?



OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON



SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.

She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
2/6/2006 2:33 pm

hehe ,nice one


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/6/2006 2:35 pm

Didn't expect it. Loved it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


peaches19555 61M

2/6/2006 2:47 pm

you have dressed me in a smile
my tailor of sorts

what stings a bit is when some twenty something reads this they are thinking that old is 50...ouch!


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/6/2006 2:50 pm

LOL!

Purry {=}

Purry


sassyflirt3 59F

2/7/2006 1:32 am

Ahh Peaches we all do that....each decade thinks the one in front is old.....till we get there ourselves
Jaq xx


grouchy68 48M

2/7/2006 4:53 am

LOL ... its like the story about the Magic Road ... it turned into a side street.


lindycuddless 47F  
4 posts
2/7/2006 10:57 am

nice sassy liked it alot


sassyflirt3 59F

2/7/2006 2:22 pm

Grouchy you kill me and its even beter now i know how youd say that


xix12345 35M
53 posts
2/13/2006 11:23 am

I tried that once with a female frog hoping it would turn into a princess, but I just got very ill and ended up in hospital for like a month lol

Nice story.


rm_gandalfirl 47M

2/21/2006 8:41 am

hehehe good one sassy


anditoo 46M

3/7/2006 9:34 am

thanks for putting a smile on my face. . . .
Andi


sassyflirt3 59F

3/8/2006 3:16 pm

your welcome andi


rm_luvpiano2 56M
367 posts
3/20/2006 1:34 pm

Funny. Great ending!


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