Heartfelt Sympathy .....  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
8/26/2006 9:32 am
Heartfelt Sympathy .....

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mr Kipling, Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Mac Vitie and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flour/ s.
Aunt Bessie delivered the eulogy and lovingly described
him as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly mum, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

rm_imakemlaff 62M
595 posts
9/8/2006 1:34 pm

Aunt Jamima, uncle ben and Sarah Lee also attended!

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