Dont piss off a Texas woman.....  

sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
5/17/2006 11:16 am

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5/20/2006 4:52 am

Dont piss off a Texas woman.....

A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said,

"Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/17/2006 11:54 am

lmao!!!!! good one!!!

can i ... errr ... "borrow" it??


sassyflirt3 59F

5/18/2006 6:12 am

course you can jess....where'd you think i got it

rm_southeast5 50M/46F
59 posts
5/20/2006 3:51 am

good one sassy ,,lol

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