sassyflirt3 59F
319 posts
12/22/2005 1:44 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm



1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!

16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor?

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. An erection doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You're depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

DTduzDallas 50F

12/22/2005 3:03 pm

LMAO...these are fabulous!

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
12/22/2005 4:23 pm

Great post. Merry Christmas

havelotsalaughs 38M
6 posts
12/22/2005 6:47 pm

good sassy very good

sassyflirt3 59F

12/22/2005 7:55 pm

You have to laugh....DT i ADORE 3doors down
Tayn glad you liked..

Longliner thankyou and Merry Christmas to you too...

grouchy68 48M

12/23/2005 8:44 am

Brilliant as always Sassy x

sassyflirt3 59F

12/23/2005 5:05 pm

Grouchy one or two could be used in the room eh bud

rm_goodlove12x 50M
10 posts
1/3/2006 8:24 am

Brilliantly funny and I hugely enjoyed reading them - keep em coming!!!

sassyflirt3 59F

1/5/2006 6:16 pm

pleased to please you goodlove

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