Girls and their toys  

sassyangel2006 52F
84 posts
5/13/2006 12:18 am

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5/15/2006 3:50 pm

Girls and their toys


Ever been to one of those parties?? you know girls...the one where the hostes brings a suitcase and unloads a cornucopia of pulsating, gyrating, pleasureable playthings. plastic fantastics and oscillating gels, snappy whips and fluffy cuffs.

'there were pink ones, there were green, there were purple ones and there were yellow ones, and they all lived in little boxes, and they all....' well you get my drift. no...they didnt all look the same!

after a quick round of games where people admitted their naughtiest fantasy, divulged virginity busting stories and had me humping the fridge and gems being given a lap dance by the hysterically laughing kim, we sat in eager anticipation as the hostess with the mostest ran us through the motions as it were.

while i was waiting for things to settle down i had a couple of 'quick fucks' and a 'slippery nipple' or five... those drinks went down a treat!! and i settled in for an eyeopening education.

Dont get me wrong, i have a few toys, and a couple of all time favourites, but a girl can always add to the arsenal, and the table was groaning under the weight of a veritable 'battery' of toys.

sue switched various switches, and pushed numerous buttons...and we all passed round buzzing, battery operated bulbs of bristling delight..

wow...so many attachments, so little time! some pulsated at 4 different speeds, others twisted and turned like a car on a bendy road. others slipped places unseen and buzzed quietly, anonymously... it was an eye opener and a wallet widener i tell you.

After firmly telling myself that i had no money to spend on frivolous fripperies...i blushingly handed over my order form and a very large cheque!

so instead of going out tonight i have to make do with a glass or three of wine at home..! bah...what you win on the swings you lose on the roundabouts...and the terrible thing is my new toys dont arrive for another 10 days! what is a girl to do??? no new toys for the playground for a while.....

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
5/13/2006 12:48 am

Yeah..we call ours "Fuckawear" parties.

And you should see what the husbands do..

Handing over signed, blank checks, and telling them "Honey..whatever you want to buy is fine with me!"
You should always..... ALWAYS have backup toys in the house.

At least an electric or battery powered toothbrush. They are awesome, very powerful, and not that noisy.

Also, be prepared for a blackout type situation.

I have several plug-ins, but also keep the batteried ones for back up or traveling..

I never go 500ft away from my house without a vibe.
It's for mental health reasons, really.

Wonderful post, BTW.

LET'S GO METS!!!


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
5/13/2006 12:54 am

10 days!!!! that's forever.....well almost.
Most of the online shops I've used offer delivery within 3 working days.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


sassyangel2006 52F

5/13/2006 1:14 am

cockmerollme: yup if i had a hubbie he'd be handing over the check...as it is it comes out of my paypacket.... but i'm quite happy to spend the money.

kitchenfun: well darl we live in little ol nz and they come from aussie...ordered on monday, and should be here by the end of the week..

and for what they were, everything was a very very good price...far cheaper than the sex shops...i'm prepared to wait...anticipation is the mother of ...errrr invention isnt the right word...how about intervention???


rm_mayweplease 54M/F
8 posts
5/13/2006 1:40 am

i have to say that i agree with cockmerollme.i've just bought a new bag so as i can carry my rabbit with me .................god its good............who needs men..................dam we need them to put the shelfs up

play happy yvonne


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