Twists to an Old Proverb  

saraswathi_2005 40F
162 posts
7/2/2005 11:58 pm

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Twists to an Old Proverb

Oops! I just realized my posts have been rather lengthy Here's something short and sweet that i lifted from a magazine.

If you love someone, set her free...

Original version If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, she never was.

Pessimist If she ever comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

Optimist Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious If she comes back, ask her why.

Go-getter If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, go get her!

Hunter Don't even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

Patient If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Impatient If she doesn't come back within some time, forget her.

Playful If she comes back, and you love her still, set her free again

discreet_gaysha 46M
36 posts
7/3/2005 9:14 am

i'm playing the playful type

rm_utogkaayow 43M

7/3/2005 7:41 pm

Stalker: She's mine, all mine, my one, my only, MYYYHHH PUHRESCIOUUUUSH! (Last phrase in all caps pronounced ala Smeagol/Gollum! LOL!)

discreet_gaysha 46M
36 posts
7/4/2005 12:04 am

Suicidal: if he doesn't come back, i don't want to live!!!! ;p

urs_all_night321 44M
22 posts
7/7/2005 12:29 pm

Psycho: If she doesn't come back, kill her lover

nemesis122780 36M
27 posts
7/8/2005 6:46 am

Bigspender: if she doesn't come back, buy her back!!!!

jackryansparrow 52M
7 posts
8/19/2005 2:11 am

my version: ...if she comes back, that's because she probably forgot to smack you in the face and kick you in the groin! that's what you get for letting her go in the first place!!

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